Junkyard Quotes

"It is raining! Why isn't your umbrella open?" -Amiracle
"It's not raining. It's tinkling. God is tinkling." -Matthew

"She's not a saint and she's not what you think, she's an actress. She's better known for the things that she does on the mattress." -Better than Revenge by Taylor Swift

"What was Dr. Death doing here?" -Susan Sullivan's character in ABC's Castle

"Do you go to Curves?" -Customer
"I go to church at Roopville Road." -Me
"Well that's good, but I asked do you go to Curves." -Customer

"Heather and I were...." -Me
"I love talking to you. You are so proper and use correct English." -Mr. Boddie
"Whatcha talking about?" -Me
"Then you go and ruin it." -Mr. Boddie

Cashier (Random Impulse #5)

The time goes by
Slower than ever.
Only two hours left
I say to myself.

I grab a box, beep.
How may more days,
Beep, months, and years
Will I be here, beep.

"That's $27.53, sir."
I take the cash,
And give some back.
"Have a good day."

"Yyou too, Miss."
Have a good day?
I can have a good day
In one hour and 58 minutes.