"It is raining! Why isn't your umbrella open?" -Amiracle
"It's not raining. It's tinkling. God is tinkling." -Matthew
"She's not a saint and she's not what you think, she's an actress. She's better known for the things that she does on the mattress." -Better than Revenge by Taylor Swift
"What was Dr. Death doing here?" -Susan Sullivan's character in ABC's Castle
"Do you go to Curves?" -Customer
"I go to church at Roopville Road." -Me
"Well that's good, but I asked do you go to Curves." -Customer
"Heather and I were...." -Me
"I love talking to you. You are so proper and use correct English." -Mr. Boddie
"Whatcha talking about?" -Me
"Then you go and ruin it." -Mr. Boddie
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