Junkyard Quotes

"Did you pee on the table?" -Amiracle Carter
"Yes, I was so excited to meet y'all I just wizzed on the table." -Jerad Anderson
"Thank you. We appreciate that." -Me
At a 100 Monkeys concert over the break, my friend Amiracle and I were meeting the band, and in front of Jerad was a a puddle of water. It was funny how he just joined in the joke with us.

"Why did you order lettuce on your burger if you were just going to take it off?" -Me
"Because I don't like the taste of lettuce, but I wanted the essence of the lettuce on my burger." -Amiracle
Amiracle saying this made me laugh because she was quoting one of our favorite television shows,
Gilmore Girls, and she knew I would be the only person in the room to understand her statement.

"Look at that pretty bright star. Wait, why is that star moving and flashing? Oh, never mind. That is a
plane." -Heather Harper
It made me crack up that my friend Heather could not tell the difference between a star and an airplane.
How can you not see the difference?

"Why are you out of Lay's chips, milk, and eggs? I need them tonight." -customer at Kroger
"Probably because the trucks can't get here because there is ice on the road. We are out of everything."
-Me
"Right, blame the ice for not getting trucks." -customer
This happened last week at work. The customer could not understand that the trucks really could not get
to Kroger because of the ice on the road. He thought I was making it up.

"Look, I'm a chicken. Gobble, gobble." -Caitlin Shackleford
"Dude, that's a turkey." -Hannah Gilland
This is what happened at the church lock-in and we are all sleep deprived.