* "Don't wipe that on me. Lick it off." -Heather
She sprayed some WarHeads sour spray in my mouth, but it got on my chin.
* "Don't get around people who own Sunggies. They are psycho." -Amiracle
She thinks Sunggies are stupid, and says they are just backwards bathrobes.
* "Dude, you got FOUR plates of food? You should weigh 500 pounds, not 100! I hate you!" -Me
"Actually, I weigh 107 and I am losing wieght. I can't gain weight. But don't hate me, hate Mother Nature." -Amiracle
* "What is a Public Chair? How is Public Chair an officer position? Aren't all chairs public?" -Chase
"Um, Chase, I am Publicity Chair. It says it right on the window." -Me
"Oh!!!! I thought it said Public Chair." -Chase
* "I like your nose ring." -Amiracle
"Well, thank you darling." -Uncle
*We walk away*
"Uncle called me darling. I feel special." -Amiracle
"Well, Jackson winked at me.....three times." -Me
"I hate you!" -Amiracle
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